windows media player

Stupid program that will play DVD's for some people but not for others. Completely illogical and impossible to use. Really pointless

"why the hell won't Windows media player play this DVD? It worked on my computer but not on this one."

by ihateu January 16, 2005

Windows Media Connect

Windows Media Connect itself is one of the most horribly engineered programs in existence today. It is imposible to get it to run correctly even if you follow the instructions TO THE LETTER. If by some act of God you have gotten this program to work flawlessly, you must be burned at the stake for being a Witch.

omg ALL i wanted was to SHARE my MEDIA!!
(puts gun to head)
Burn in HELL Windows Media Connect!
(BAM!)

by Ryan Paul Brooks December 15, 2008

Windows Defender

Virus

windows defender infected my computer and forced jawkaye to boost me

by Windows Defender February 15, 2019

Windows Phone 7

A next-gen mobile OS from the techno giant Microsoft. It has been called "revolutionary, new-age, perfect consumer device", and has been said to be giving Apple a run for their money.

Jeff: I just got a Windows Phone 7 device.

Janet: Really can I see it.

Jeff: Yeah.

Janet: This is SO cool.

by hitRECordjoe September 11, 2010

windows update

Something dumb...

Windows update is a fancy term for fucking up your pirated copy of windows.

by Helga February 13, 2004

Windows NT

A Microsoft Windows Operating system of decent quality, however antiquated. It does not support the new version of anything. However, despite these setbacks, it is still a decent computer for its time, and the basis of Windows 2000, and subsequently ME and XP.

Windows NT doesn't support the past 5 versions of Windows Media Player, but it runs. B|

by Rebecca/ZC August 26, 2005

Windows XP

A fairly good computer created by Microsoft. Just do defragmentations often, and erase all that porn. "Send error reports" can be annoying. Crashes very little if you keep it clean. Best yet of all computers.

Guy 1: Dude! I just cleaned my XP! It goes a billion times faster now!

by Keijiro H. November 12, 2004