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ass water

the water that splashes onto the ass from a falling terd.
after trying for 13 minutes, john finally squeezed out the last terd. Sadly, the terd was heavy and produced superfluous ass water.
by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003
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Naked Water Dance

A Shower.

plain and simple.

i'm pretty sure this phrase was coined by my friend Pat.

but he's been too lazy to define it on here.
"Hey, what's up dude?"
"Not much..about to go do a naked water dance. do you want to get food after?"
"yeah. call me when you're done being naked"


Naked water dances are to be done individually. if you're in the shower with someone else the odds of dancing are pretty slim.
by Danger_Rick February 1, 2009
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gay water

A vodka soda water with lemon or lime. A gay mans perfect gateway to a good buzz and a small waistline.
Bar goer: "Can I get two gay waters please?"
Bartender: "Two vodka sodas with lemon coming right up!"

Or

Friend 1: " Oh my god so and so is looking so thin!"
Friend 2: " I know, right! He's only been drinking gay water when he goes out!"
by CJHant22 May 11, 2016
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hotdog water

Some know it as the juice left over after you get done boiling hot dogs, others know it as poor mans gravy, but either way, it can be a great additive to many things.
These potatoes are off the chain, how did you make them?

Just mashed up some potatoes and used hotdog water for gravy.
by T.J. Dubz February 23, 2008
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watercanning

The art of drinking mixed shots strait out of a watering can.
A fun new way to mix and drink shots in a way that the liquor smoothly pours out of a watering can.
Lets hurry up and add these flavorful liquors to the watering can so we can do some hardcore watercanning.

When I get there, we can partake in some watercanning.
by Matt n DBone September 29, 2010
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Water Pisstol

The act of pouring piss into ones anus with a funnel, after which masturbating furiously for 10 seconds (acting like the pump on a water pistol). After which the participant squeezes the piss out of their arse like a water pistol.
''Last night my friend came round to my house and we both help each other fill out water pisstols then had a water pisstol fight''

''Last night I was practising with my water pisstol, I shot three meters''
by Wateryanus September 10, 2012
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water watcher

a lifeguard; an adult designated to supervise and watch children playing in and around water.
A water watcher will give 100% attention to the children in and around the edge of a pool for 15 mins before another watcher takes over.
by talk2me-JCH2 June 11, 2023
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