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i-washed 

When someone is brainwashed to believe that every product apple puts out is superior to any competing gadget. Most of these people didn't even know what a calculator was 10 years ago but ever since they got an iphone, and got i-washed, they feel like they are uber tech savvy, but in reality they only buy apple products in which they dont even use to their full technological capacities.
Nerd #1: "Dude dont get that tablet, it sucks ballz the Ipad shits all over it"

Nerd #2: "How do you know, have you used one"?

Nerd #1: " No but it doesn't fucking matter, its not made by apple so its a piece of shit. Trust me"

Nerd#2: "Dude you're just i-washed, ever since you got that iphone 4 years ago you got rid of your PC and put Steve Jobs cock down your throat."
i-washed by mrmrpopo November 27, 2011

Bavarian Money Waster

A slang term for BMW vehicles due to the high cost of parts and service.
Jim: Hey Mel I just got a new BMW.
Mel: Nice. You bought a Bavarian Money Waster.

waste of time, money and over all a big piece of over rated crap 

AOL is a waste of time money, and over all big piece of over rated crap
A person who wastes chances and time. Someone who does not give a shit. Someone you feel like giving up on because of their behaviour. They waste your time and their time. Someone who is unable to commit or focus. Some who consistently gets out of their minds on drink or drugs. Someone who does not care about anyone or anything.
Jack is a fucking waster. The doss cunt.
waster by jack the waster February 1, 2007

waste of flesh 

acronym: WOF

A person that is worthless or of no use, excrement from a human being.
Michael Moore is a waste of flesh for making incredibly biased documentary's based on his liberal views.
waste of flesh by wof May 1, 2008

wastebooking 

The act of writing semi-coherent messages on others' facebook walls whilst intoxicated.
I'm having a pretty bad night when I start wastebooking people I haven't seen since middle school.
wastebooking by C Mag December 13, 2008