A "Pakistani Victory" describes a situation where someone declares themselves the victor of an argument or debate, only to be swiftly and decisively refuted, often in a humiliating or embarrassing manner. The individual's initial claim of victory is so thoroughly dismantled that it becomes a source of ridicule or amusement. The term implies a complete and utter reversal of fortune, highlighting the vast discrepancy between the perceived outcome and the actual result.
John, convinced he's a grilling guru, loudly proclaims at the family barbecue, "My burgers are the best! I've mastered the perfect sear, the juiciest patty, and the most flavorful blend of spices!" He then serves up a plate of charred, dry hockey pucks that everyone struggles to chew, while his sister, Sarah, quietly presents her perfectly cooked, juicy, and flavorful burgers. The silence is broken only by Sarah's compliment on the quality of John's charcoal. John, initially beaming with pride, slowly realizes his "victory" has been reduced to a pile of inedible disappointment, a classic "Pakistani Victory" moment.
by MJC69420 May 14, 2025
Get the Pakistani Victorymug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025
Get the <.7.9.76.>I, Angel JOse Robles Promise To emerge victorious<.7.9.7.6.>mug. 1: This is an overhead stretch that is usually done with a smug look on one's face.
2: A stretch that must be done to help contain how awesome your victory is, i.e. silent bragging.
2: A stretch that must be done to help contain how awesome your victory is, i.e. silent bragging.
After owning the shit out of that dude in some 1 on 1, my sore muscles enjoyed a nice victory stretch.
by Kildaru~treo March 1, 2015
Get the Victory Stretchmug. by Hotpants0292 November 3, 2013
Get the victory curtainmug. There is no such thing as victory against the coronavirus, there is only not losing more. If nobody takes a stand, everybody takes a fall.
Not losing more lives, businesses, jobs, or rights isn't victory, it's an end to the spread of (and fuel for) the wildfire, an end to the loss of everything.
by Solid Mantis April 27, 2021
Get the Victorymug. <.7.9.76.>I, Angel JOse Robles Promise To I, Angel JOSe RObles To Emerge Victorious For, Angel JOse Robles<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.76.>I, Angel JOse Robles Promise To I, Angel JOSe RObles To Emerge Victorious For, Angel JOse Robles<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025
Get the <.7.9.76.>I, Angel JOse Robles Promise To I, Angel JOSe RObles To Emerge Victorious For, Angel JOse Robles<.7.9.7.6.>mug. I pounded her so bad and enjoyed some victory toast.
Javier make me some victory toast after you eat this vag
Javier make me some victory toast after you eat this vag
by Gprodriguez62 December 22, 2018
Get the victory toastmug.