school twitter

a twitter stan twitter uses to keep their stan lives and personal lives separate

random person at school: what's your twitter?
me: (ohgodohgodohgodicantgivethemmystantwitter)
*gives them my school twitter*

by erinlovesolive February 18, 2018

twitter lesbian

You will never come across one outside, because this is the most chronically online kind of internet user in the LGBT community.
Mostly fandom-oriented, twitter lesbians will seethe and seek to make a problem out of every minor "inconvenience" on the interwebs, even if it's just a striped flags or a headcanon from an anime game.

twitter lesbian: "You know that's lesbophobic, right?"
average being: "What's lesbophobic? I used the gay male flag??"

by swyko July 6, 2022

twitter jitter

The feeling one gets, or adrenaline rush due to the assumption of a great tweet.. similar to "buck fever"

Pete thinks he's got such a great tweet brewing, you should see his hands shaking.....he's got twitter jitter .

by Petesbeeps July 10, 2017

Twitter Sex

The act of liking the same tweet(s) as another person to an extent such that the “liked tweet” tab of the people in question seems to be an exact replica of the other.

Dude my timeline is insane Rayna and Jamal are having twitter sex rn 🤨😱

by afrodite9 July 2, 2021

Twitter baby

Someone basically raised by the internet that gets all of their opinions from Twitter, Reddit, etc.

Make sure you never post anything slightly offensive otherwise some Twitter baby will find it and rally the internet to cancel you!

by OGhyperV July 1, 2020

twitter-twat

A twat on twitter that should never tweet.

Trump, that twitter-twat really needs to stop tweeting...

by maja2000 June 6, 2017

Twitter Tever

The Twitter equivalent to "Facebook Fever". It is the urge to check your Twitter everytime you come in contact with a computer.

Two friends are in Best Buy.

Sam: Oh look at those Macs! I wonder if I could use one to check my Twitter.

Hannah: Looks like you got Twitter Tever.

by TwitterTever December 8, 2010