plural texting

The act of pretending to send a text message to a group of people by using plural words, in order to either
a) seem less personal, in order to avoid confrontation
or
b) seem less like a stalker when you text someone a million times a day

Greg recieves a text message from Aimee that says "Hey, whats up homies?"
Greg: Hey, did anyone get that text from Aimee?
Jordan: Nope, she must be plural texting you man.
Greg: Man, she's been doing that all week, but it totally seems impersonal because she keeps using plural words, so she is totally not a stalker.

by lettherebeaubrey February 18, 2009

Anti-tweeting

Tweeting the opposite of what you actually think just to see how people react. This term was invented by Tim Pool.

"It is not enough to not use twitter. You must be actively anti-tweeting"-- Tim Pool

by Eushshtb April 29, 2021

tweeding

The process of unfollowing people on Twitter.

I just spent an hour tweeding hash taggers from my twitter follow list.

by thepixelsuite December 16, 2008

Thweeting

The conjunction of the word "tweeting" and "Thoughts" . The act of tweeting your thoughts, and nothing else.

Don't mind me I'm just thweeting.

by @FrescoFiji December 10, 2012

tweeting point

When you've come to the point where you just can't resist tweeting. Compare: tipping point.

A: Who are you texting to now?

B: Twitter. I've reached my tweeting point.

by Novatron June 6, 2009

Tweeting Tragedy

An instance in which an individual who tweets on a regular basis thinks of an inspiring and authentic tweet; however in the process of going to tweet this inspiring thought, the individual forgets what he/she was going to tweet

Today, I logged onto Twitter then had a tweeting tragedy.
He thought of something incredible to tweet, then had a tweeting tragedy.
I saw someone else's tweet then had a tweeting tragedy.

by DanDoellion August 17, 2011

Tweeting

The act of painting ur dick red like a worm, then shoving ur junk completely inside of birds nest full of baby birds, resulting in six little blow jobs

Logan scurried up the tree to go tweeting after a long day of school.

by wyattthepro April 8, 2024