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This Is Ground Control To Your Mom

This Is A Parody Of Major Tom, And The Famous Line This Is Ground Control To Major Tom.

This Isnt An Inside Joke, If It Was, It's A 1.72 Million Inside Joke, However It Never Really Had A Defention And Was A Throw Off Joke, So Now It Means When You Want To Bang Someones Mother (As A Joke, Like A Type Of Your Mom Joke)
This Is Ground Control To Your Mom!

Person 2: John, Please Get Out Of Bedroom, And For The Last Time, You Cannot Do My Mother
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this is a cry for help

I'm so tired of everything this is why I wrote this Is a cry for help please let me out of this basement I have been trapped for 10 years help.
This is a cry for help please help God please God please I have been hunting the rats for food help I have to drink my own pee help help help help help help help
by Imbored9876 September 24, 2023
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this is fucking gay

Human 1: *Exists*
Human 2: Faggot hang urself
Human 1: *dabs*
Human 2: Yeet
Human 1: This is fucking gay
Human 2: Correct
by Memeioli 982 January 9, 2018
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this fucking guy

A statement that fakes irritation towards a person you actually find endearing despite your better judgment.

"This fucking guy! Comes to my house and eats all my food, then leaves."
This fucking guy! Comes to my house, eats all my food, and then leaves!
by richardpwnsner November 1, 2017
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This Woman

The name you call your mom when you are talking to your friends about how slow she is or when you want something from her.
"When are you coming to the party?"
"I don't know. Depends on how slow this woman is"

"Do you want to go out for dinner with me and Paul?"
"Sure. But I've got to call this woman first!"
by Lakarian November 4, 2011
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This Can't Be Life

A lovely drink originating in Grease 2012 on the small island of Ios. Created by a trio calling themselves OOF, This Can't Be Life consists of one shot of absinth, one shot vodka and a can of Redbull. This drink is well known for getting its victims shitfacingingly drunk very fast.

This lovely cocktails name is derived from its tendency to leave its victims thinking "this can't be life man"
dude 1: Hey what would you like to drink?
dude 2: Make me a this can't be life!
dude 1: Idk man your only a heavy weight drinker and this creature here is only recommended for the very greatest of drinkers
by Frankai January 15, 2013
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This is True

if your too prestigious to just say, "True" and you want to sound like your from the 17th century this is true may be the phrase for you. It means the same things as just saying "true" but takes more time and words.
Friend 1: You sound like you're from the 17th century
Friend 2: this is true.
by The juicy juice March 17, 2019
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