thingymajig

see also dohicky

by Alex T. Grossi October 6, 2003

Things NOT to say during sex

Girl: -Fuck me you white piece of shit
-Aw, it's cute
-...is it on backwards?
-Where's the tv remote?
-Did you start yet?
-I like your ceiling
-You might want to get checked out after this
-I want a baby

Guy: -Aw I hate tuna...
-Here's the condom I said I would use
-What is THAT?
-Maybe we should have kept the lights off...
-FUCK SHIT TITS
-Come on... Those HAVE to be plastic

There are just some things NOT to say during sex...

by PlanX December 5, 2010

hair thing

n: like a hair tie or rubber band a peice of elastic w/o that lame peice of metal covered in like fabric or something. that one might use to put their hair back with.

Hey baby hand me that hair thing

by sherrice March 22, 2005

naughty things

weird and bad stuff

that person is doing naughty things

by Cock479 July 16, 2021

thing

The name for any object, place, happening, word, thought, person, group, name, date, group of people, group of happenings, group of thoughts, group of places, group of objects, group of groups, group of names, or group of dates that the person who is referring to them cannot, at that moment in time, come up with, or know, the real name of the object, place, happening, word, thought, person, group, name, date, group of people, group of happenings, group of thoughts, group of places, group of objects, group of groups, group of names, or group of dates.

"What's this thing?"

"This thing?"

"Yah, that thing."

"This thing is a car."

"Oh that's what that thing is?"

"Yes, that's what that thing is.

by Phrigajiblenoghip May 24, 2004

Thingist

One who lists things

Yo dawg, I am a thingist because I list out all of my thoughts on the internets.

by shshshannon December 23, 2010

Quick Things

When you want some one to complete something or do something faster. Or to stress the fact it needs to be done/retrieved quickly.

D: You want a soda?

Q: Orange crush! Quick things tho! Quick Things.

by DiamondQ. February 19, 2009