Muff Monster

Totally a dyke term.

Someone who monsters the muff .
Definitely not something you’d want to be called in passing.

I heard she was a total muff monster.

by Penni234 March 10, 2018

taco muff

camel toe seen on some women.

check out her taco muff!

by ja'mie kingly May 22, 2010

hairy muff

A woman's genital region masked in pubic hair

That gal got a hairy muff naaaaaah meeeaaaaan!

by Hairymuff101 April 11, 2019

Muff Muffler

Worn by women who are embarrassed about queefing in public.

I couldn't stop queefing so I bought a muff muffler so that no one could hear it.

by V farter January 6, 2017

muff burn

little red bumps on a man's lower abdomen caused from being ridden by his woman after she has recently shaved down there.

I was so excited my girlfriend shaved her muff, but the next day I had muff burn from the little hairs trying to grow back.

by Cap'n Positive January 8, 2012

Stuffed Muff

When two dudes eat one girl out at the same time.

"Dude, me and J-Rad almost touched tongues while hitting a Stuffed Muff on Stacey last night."

by My Guy Craig October 15, 2017

muff juice

Vaginal fluid

theres muff juice on the chair

by mikeb72 July 6, 2010