crab fishing

Having sex with hookers, with the explicit hope of contracting the sexually transmitted disease commonly referred to as “crabs” (pubic lice).

"After the fight, I spent the whole week crab fishing without telling her, but I got nothing. Maybe next season."

by Jimmy Marrvelous June 3, 2005

Face Crabs

When growing facial hair (face pubes) and it gets to a certain length and its itchy as hell.

Hey check out that dude scratching his face pubes , I think he must have Face Crabs. I think I might go shave off my face pubes because it's bloody itchy, I must have Face Crabs.

by Jimmy B from Oz December 22, 2009

crab cave

Crab cave, a phrase to describe a crab infected vagina. That normally is black in colour and smells of fish.

Bob: Yo mark did you hear about Beckys clapped up crab cave?
Mark: Ye man that shit was crazy!

by The Cave Explorer April 18, 2019

spicy crab

When a male lightly dusts their genitals in Old Bay seasoning prior to entering their partner.

Brad - “Do you have any old bay?”
Chad - “Sorry, I gave my GF the spicy crab last night and I’m fresh out”

by Md crab boy July 3, 2023

Crab Dick

A dick that has herpes so bad that it can easily be confused with a crab's claw.

Holy shit that's a massive crab dick!

by Shawn Edgar October 19, 2017

Crab-Wank

To squat down on your toes, reaching under the leg to masturbate in a downward motion.
Common sport amongst contractors working away from home. Of an evening, should they be feeling frisky and risky, they may strip off, carefully climb up on to the B&B’s sink rim, tiptoes on the unsupported edge. Whilst in this expert position he may decide to crab-wank one out whist his face/eye is pressed against the mirror, eyeballing himself until completion.

Martin: How was your evening Andy?
Andy: Pretty tragic really.
Martin: But I thought you had your night planned? Kebab and a crab-wank you said??
Andy: The kebab was great and I was after a thrill before bed.
Martin: What’s tragic about that? Did you manage the expert?
Andy: Almost, but the sink came off the wall and I couldn’t finish.
Martin: Still, better than Steve last year, his sink shattered and cut his femoral artery.

Andy: Hummnn, I may go back to the floor for a bit…

by Goatboy Grasshead June 8, 2021

Dune Crab

A girl on spring break that preys on guys for free alcohol

"Bro don't give away our drinks! They're just dune crabs, they're not into you!"

by TGIFreitag January 16, 2017