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When growing facial hair (face pubes) and it gets to a certain length and its itchy as hell.
Hey check out that dude scratching his face pubes , I think he must have Face Crabs. I think I might go shave off my face pubes because it's bloody itchy, I must have Face Crabs.
by Jimmy B from Oz December 21, 2009
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