teeth niggers

those dark little squares that always find their way onto your teeth after eating. no matter what is eaten, teeth niggers just appear. they wedge themselves between teeth or between the tooth and gum. very embarrassing when you are not aware

i was eating plain vanilla yogurt and by God those teeth niggers climbed onto my teeth!

by WeinerRedeemer November 15, 2009

tic tac teeth

Having tiny little rounded teeth that are disproportionately small for the owners mouth.

"He would be a hottie if it weren't for those TIC TAC TEETH".

by Barbiegirl007 June 15, 2006

Eu teeth

Europoor's neglected teeth.

Edward never brushes his teeth or go to the dentist. Now he has eu teeth.

by Will 11112 December 8, 2016

Vampire Teeth

When you eat a girl out while she is on her period .

I got my vampire teeth last night .

by eilís August 11, 2007

spinach teeth

When you eat spinach and get this nasty dry feeling in your mouth.

"mom i don't want to eat my salad, i'll get spinach teeth again.

by popcornshrimp March 11, 2010

Brush my Teeth

Masturbation.
Good ole' masturbation.

Guy 1: "I brush my teeth 2, sometimes 3, times a day!"
Guy 2: "I never go a night without brushing my teeth."
Guy 3: "I love it when my dentist brushes my teeth, he's much better at it than I am."
Guy 4: "I haven't brushed my teeth in a while."
Guy 5: "Some guy around the corner wants to pay me to let him watch me brush my teeth."

by werdna250. July 4, 2010

Truth is

some stupid fucking game on facebook that people play, you like their status and they do a truth for you. if they dont know you, they will say..

"truth is we should talk more!:)" when really they dont give a shit about you and their just trying to be nice.

Its probably the stupidest fucking thing ever in history. Some faggots will not even get any likes for it, so they will write a "truth is" on somebody's wall anyways because their gay.

Example #1

Person 1: Truth is, we used to be best friends but we never talk anymore! D: you should hmu sometime!

Person 2: who the fuck are you.

Example #2:

Person 1: Truth is, you mad cute gurl hmu sumtime even though im like 4 years older than you and just wanna get my dick wet ;D

Person 2: Thanks :) and okay

by snapbacksAreGay November 11, 2011