tekter

animal pelts for the mind

i love pork and nutty suprise

by Eli Kleinhaus November 5, 2003

testieramo

when a ram runs into your testicals and you say ouch.

my brother experiences testieramo when he goes to the zoo.

by Sherry & Tiara November 22, 2003

teste-satchels

a slang word created by brit spaniard to describe balls of the male species.

when i was growing up i thought boys had two seperate teste-sachels!

by Marcie December 1, 2004

texter space

when you are so involved in text messaging you block out everything around you.

Dude! watch out for that car!

Sorry I was in texter space

by benjr September 27, 2008

Textercise

The act of loosening the muscles in your fingers by texting until satisfactory. Usually when your hands fall asleep, are very numb, or cramped.

You would expect texting would increase the discomfort in your fingers, but is likely to help.

Sonic: After I played in the snow and my fingers got all numb I had to textercise them back to normal
Tails: Why didn't you just play video games?
Sonic: Because your fingers never leave the buttons...

by ErikaBaby February 5, 2009

teste squeeze

squezing of the testes extremely hard

i gave him a teste squeeze so hard he sweeld up like a he got finger banged

by pissballs94 June 11, 2009

Testarded

The condition where a person habitually is unable to participate in routine acts of daily living due to an overabundance of testosterone.

"My husband bought me a frying pan for Christmas so that I could make him omelets for breakfast. He is so testarded!"

by missymissmiss December 5, 2009