A tech whiteout occurs when your office experiences or you experience a complete meltdown of the technology you rely on to run your enterprise or life.
“All we did was call in one of our techies and the next thing you know we had a total tech whiteout in our office: our entire network crashed, our VoIP phones wouldn’t work, in fact, you couldn’t even log on to your own local workstation since even that is controlled by the network. These days the Internet is so in-grained into our work flow for: data storage, social networking, running our websites, operating our phones, running applications, communicating with our clients, etc., that when our network isn’t working, we might as well send everyone home. The only thing that was working was the one old analog phone line we keep around for our fax machine.”
by Prof Bruce April 5, 2010
Get the tech whiteoutmug. a man with an computer science degree, low critical thinking skills, a large ego, and too much venture capital money
"guys, you should download the app i just launced. its called cummr and it's going to revolutionize the purchase of customized sex dolls" - Person A
"oh shit, it's a tech bro. my rent is going up for sure." - Person B
"oh shit, it's a tech bro. my rent is going up for sure." - Person B
by a very annoyed cs major March 3, 2023
Get the tech bromug. Brooklyn tech squads which consist of 50 fucking people or more. These squads fucking run around downtown Brooklyn like monkeys and sit on every available trash can
by Daddy’s iPhone October 15, 2018
Get the Tech squadmug. The state of being so dependent upon communicating exclusively through technology, that one finds their self in what feels like a reclusive state.
Julie got fed-up with being so "tech-reclusive" that she broke down and got a land line, vowing to have actual voice conversations with her friends, family and loved ones.
Julie realized she had become unintentionally introverted because of her iPhone. She decided to break away from being a tech-recluse, and ordered land line service.
Julie realized she had become unintentionally introverted because of her iPhone. She decided to break away from being a tech-recluse, and ordered land line service.
by juleskills December 18, 2010
Get the tech-reclusemug. When giant tech companies purposely skew search results and suppress viewpoints such as news and censor viewpoints which don't meet their objectives.
In a brazen and blatant act of Orwellian tech totalitarianism, firms such as Google, Facebook and Twitter purposely de-list and suppress news and opinions such as early reports of coronavirus in Wuhan and later in the 2020 US election -- in order to support their narrative and corporate objectives, as well as affect outcomes and people's thoughts. While pretending to care and virtue signal, their true objective is to 'memory hole' any counter thinking and control people like sheep so they can have an absolute monopoly and unquestioning supremacy over society.
by Carl Davidson November 25, 2020
Get the Tech Totalitarianismmug. by Jaymoney2017 August 3, 2017
Get the tech swavymug. The implementation of technology to prevent your phone or other digital device from performing a function.
Don't try to use your phone here.
"Why?"
It won't work. They tech-block here. They can track what you do on it.
"Might as well turn it off."
Yup.
"Why?"
It won't work. They tech-block here. They can track what you do on it.
"Might as well turn it off."
Yup.
by Cyborg Johnny July 18, 2020
Get the tech-blockmug.