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Teabaggin

Mix any liquid with your balls and give that drink to someone.
Joey Teabagged my mixed drink and i didn't find out until the day after the party.
by Nikki February 18, 2004
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Vampire Teabag

A male or female Twilight fanatic performing cunnilingus upon a female that is menstrating, pulling out the female's used tampon with their teeth, squeezing the blood out by biting the tampon with their canine teeth, and drinking the nectar that is extracted. This lessens vampire-related attacks, and sustains the viable fuel vampires rely upon.
I sucked a Vampire Teabag last night, my blood lust should be satiated for about a week.
by Naguine November 21, 2010
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Teabagging

What all the moronic Lib-stains who have posted here wish Barry The Community Organizer would do to them and their mothers (if they could coax herout from under the porch). That's assuming that Barry even has any balls . . .
Oh gracious good Gawd thank you so much for taking time out of your day to honor me by teabagging me and letting me lick your crack. When will you give me a job as your Press Secretary because I'm sick of working at McDonalds.
by You're A$$HOL3$!!! April 16, 2009
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teabagger

People who not only accept MSNBC's* "nutsack" into their mouths, but bite it off and swallow it whole because they don't know any better. This somehow causes them to feel emboldened to the point that they attempt to use 11th grade words in an effort to sound intelligent.

* May substitute any of the following: Moveon.org, Media Matters, DailyKos, The Huffington Post, etc.
Obama won only because of teabaggers.
by sick_of_stupid_people July 17, 2011
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Sloppy Teabags

A thriving Shropshire game played around a table when drinking tea. Having made cups of tea, each person must try to throw their teabag in someone else's mug. The winner is the person who makes the most mess. You are disqualified if you try to prevent a teabag from being thrown into your mug.
Alex: "Where shall I put the teabags?"
Owen: "Erm, don't know. Let's just play sloppy teabags"
*2 minutes later*
Owen's mom: "Boys! Clean up this mess!"
by awarren8 April 6, 2008
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teabag

Verb - the act of slapping some unfortunate soul around the face with one's balls, hopefully resulting in an incomparable shriek of horror from the victim.
That's it, you're in for a teabaggin' now, mum!

or

Do you like teabags? You do? Excellent...
by JRussellH May 22, 2006
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teabagged

The action of the United States, because of concerned citizens, coming back to the roots of its foundation through the means of liberty, hard work, truth, and personal responsibility because the population woke up to its history.
OMG, it happened,We were teabagged! They voted all of us incumbents out. America woke up to the evils of power being concentrated. Shoot, now America might succeed again....
by jenndeere April 18, 2009
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