dick

A stupid person whom you don't like.

He's such a dick.

by Bossy_1 November 26, 2018

Dick

A shortened version of the name Richard.

Richard's nickname is Dick.

by TimmyBoy2007 August 16, 2019

Dick

What I put in your Mum's holes last night.

No one:
Not even Justin Bieber:
Your Mum: Ass-Check

Pussy-Check

Time for my mouth to meet its new daddy(My Dick)

by Ur Mum's secret Boyfrind April 25, 2020

Dick

A magical wand that summons little demons that grow in power over months of being in the holder

Woman: Ooohhh ya
Man:My dick just summoned some demons inside of your carrying pod

by February 07, 2018

Dick

Dylan chadbone

Wow Dylan is such a dick aye

by Gang beast 272728283 December 19, 2019

Dick

A big or small thing that hangs on the outside of a man

I like dick

by Cutie Bum May 07, 2015

Dick

Long penis and is fun in bed. He would always give you what you want and will always make you laugh. He is a good baker and makes the best cookies. Dick always has sex in his mind and will always ask for it without safety if your willingly to go for it. If he is around your girlfriend then most likely. she isn't your girlfriend anymore.

GF: you home
BF:noe
Dick: ready

GF: ya come over
Dick: ok

by unique_loyal October 08, 2019