Symphorien

À cool, smart and funny guy, with a lot of knowledge. He likes to talk and party with his friends. Many don't appreciate his superior airs, but he's (almost) always right.

Don't start a debate with him, is so a Symphorien!

by Fabien Kenway March 6, 2023

sympotence

Contagious Erectile Dysfunction. Having performance issues out of sympathy for a friend with ED.

I got sympotence when I tried to bang it out, cuz my bro told me about how he couldn’t get it up.

by Cheek the Greek March 13, 2023

Sympathy handjob

When someone feels sorry for your situation and masturbates you no strings attached.

Daisy knew Erik was having a hard time since being dumped by his girlfriend and being sacked. She had a boyfriend who was away with the navy even so she started giving Erik a weekly sympathy handjob.

by PantsuGoblin May 8, 2023

Sympathise

When you find sympathy in your own comfort.

I feel a need to sympathise today.

by aston white May 21, 2023

sympity

The grandiose and duplicitous feeling one has towards the other that appears to be sympathy while masking pity, distain and derision; lacking generosity and empathy.

He expressions of sympity for the homeless impressed many while costing him nothing.

by anonymous June 16, 2023

Sympathy Soda

An unopened/unused beverage (usually in a can or bottle) that was intended for drinking but gets put back in the refrigerator and swapped for a cold one later.

Before going to bed, Michael grabbed a can of cola and took it with him. When he woke up the next morning he took the sympathy soda downstairs and put it back in the fridge and went to a coffee shop.

by TheFridgeRaider September 2, 2023

Symphony

Title: Symphony: A Journey of Growth and Transformation

Introduction:
Symphony, a young girl known for her perceived lack of intelligence and poor decision-making, embarks on a journey of self-discovery and personal growth. While initially labeled as "stupid" and "dumb" by her peers, Symphony's story reveals that intelligence takes many forms and that everyone has the capacity to learn and evolve.

This fat bitch symphony is dumb asf and she a hoe

by Jameson Bobby September 14, 2023