reverse sword swallowing

instead of putting the sword down your throat, you put it up your fucking ass or vagina. hence the name reverse sword swallowing

look at zach, he is reverse sword swallowing

by tflbaby September 24, 2019

Big Swoll

I fat or chubby being who declares they are strong and or swoll. Tends to bulk out their chest and flex their arms while walking, not noticing they are waddling from the fatness.

Oh man, he is such a Big Swoll. He walks like he has a corncob up his ass.

by Sitruc Tsiuqmoolb February 5, 2010

ass swallow

wen u jump out of a plane and r plummeting thru the air w/ such a great velocity, tht wen u land on a random person in the street, their head goes up ur ass and out ur mouth!

dude; this fucker parachuter ass swallowed me, becuz his parachute broke! it blew. i got all up in tht ass. good thing he died b cuz he didnt hav his parachute. stupid fucker.

by fucksoid March 15, 2005

Swollen

The new way to be pissed off

That test paper had me swollen.

by Steve Rotstein October 28, 2005

swollen ostrich

1) n. A magnificent and legendary steed.

2) n. An unusually large ostrich who's bloatedness lets it rise into the air like a phoenix with you on its back.

Son: I saw a swollen ostrich in the sky today daddy!

Father: wtf?

by Chocobo93 July 10, 2009

swallow

when a situation is very bad and or is boring

"this is the worst, It swallows!"

by Pedwds February 26, 2018

Swolle

Being pisssssed off to the fullest

"Mannn, I'm swolle as fuck!"

by Courtnastyyyy December 17, 2011