Stradivarius

A nickname for instruments made by Anotonio Stradivari

The Stradivarius violin was worth 20 million dollars.

by defnotchronicallyonline April 4, 2025

stredging

a combination of yoga and edging
the use of vibrators can help maintain arousal

He liked to start each day with a long stredging session.

by B0NEman May 11, 2025

Stredging

A word mash-up

Doing yoga while maintaining an erection.

Unless he had an early appointment, when waking with a morningwood, the yogi would start his day with a stredging session.

He spent all evening stregding, now that’s twisted.

by B0NEman May 14, 2025

Stradle

A combination of cradle and shake as you would a baby. Like cradle but with a lively bounce.

1. My 14 year old son is too big for me to stradle him. 2. I want to stradle that baby.

by Daddy Darkside July 14, 2025

Stradihsmus

It’s like strabismus the condition with the wandering eye but you do it while getting the dih. That stupid shit the porn actresses all do with their eye reactions that makes them look retarded when they’re getting their guts absolutely puréed in order to get their videos viral these days.

“Bro who’s your fave 🌽 star?”
“Ehhh call me a little old school but I like Carter Cruise”
“Hold up ain’t she the one that started the stradihsmus trend that they all do now to make it look like they’re getting cracked real good?”
“Yurrr that’s the one 🙂 ↕️”

by Daddy's Patties September 27, 2025

staydium

A sports arena where super-dedicated fans don't go home between events, but just camp out till da next game.

Janitor, chucklingly speaking to a group of teenagers hanging out in da bleachers long after da day's tournament-plays have ended: Hey, c'mon, kids --- I'm glad that you really love watching our teams play baseball, but just because you've bought season passes to this place doesn't make it a staydium!

by QuacksO October 17, 2025

Strudious

An asshole who thinks words dont actually exist.

Or someone who is just a shithead who thinks they're right all of the time.

Mr know it all Jonathan* "Strudious is not a word, I bet you a dollar"
Kyle: Yes it fucking is

by 56Explosivediareahabrats December 14, 2025