Student

A term for Broke/Poor/Got no money bro.

feeds on noodles and 80p chewits (see poor person)

when given money, it is often spent on alcohol and 50p notepads

(refer to broke bruh-oak)

"Can I have £10 for Gas?"
"I'm Sorry, I'm a Student"

by studentpotnoodle May 21, 2016

studententien

Het (minimale) werk dat geleverd wordt om zo de vereiste studiepunten te halen voor een vak.

Equivalent: 5,5

A: Ik heb een studententien gehaald!
B: 5,5?
A: Jup

by Disco-pogo June 19, 2017

Student-fu

The act of studying and being a good student, while living on ramen noodles.

I have tons of homework to do.
Time to activate my student-fu.

by The Geeky Gangsta October 2, 2017

Stridestrings

When someone is not fully expressive of they’re feelings with someone else because of unfamiliar entities.

I couldn’t speak my heart, I was bound by stridestrings

by Titus dyfilid February 15, 2019

staudenheimer

The Staudenheimers; a family from Germany who are the loudest and craziest of all. They don’t know how to act when their is a family gathering. The staudenheimers the best family ever

Hey john, did you see what the Staudenheimers did at their party?

by Staudy June 8, 2019

struber

When you are trying to be insulting but you misspell the word and are a moron.

Luis A Zubieta is a struber

by ReaperUnit June 20, 2019

Student

An apprentice of satin who studies for 6.9 hours a day and literally has no fucking life. The only reason he doesn't kill himself is that he is afraid that his friends will steal his diamonds from his Minecraft world

The student was practicing to be a male prostitute and teach people how to properly yeeting your meat.

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019