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The act of getting fucked for paying too much for an Apple product.
Oh man, Larry just got a steve job from that girl at the Apple Store- she made him buy two iPods.
Steve Job by JustinIsNotCool February 4, 2009

steve righ?

one of the most awsome guitarists of all time. plays in the band mindless self indulgence. also, is one of the most interesting people to watch on stage. often pukes on his fans.
"at least i got to french steve righ? before he puked on us later"

"your name is molly? are you a good girl?..... you're a
fuckin liar"

"you don't bring me flowers, you don't bring me drugs..."

"did you come out of the wall too?"
steve righ? by molly13 June 25, 2008

Steve Jobless

Steve Jobs new name after he left Apple.
Did you hear Steve Jobs left apple?

Yea, he needs to go ahead and change his name to Steve Jobless.
Steve Jobless by T.J. Dubz August 29, 2011

Steve Harvey 

When you think you are about to succeed in something, but then fuck up big time...
The bald man thought he had succeeded in hosting Miss America pageant however at the end of the show he pulled a Steve Harvey and crowned the wrong winner
Steve Harvey by BDON D. eeznuts April 25, 2016

steve favazza

proud supporter and leader of the keebler elves union.
when i tried to arrest steve favazza he ran into a tree and offered to make me cookies with his fellow elf cronies.
steve favazza by biggerbootybitches November 19, 2011

Steve zen 

A person that has a uncle named frosty the snowman

And this person is always on their phone and period