Squee

When a man squats to pee in an effort to avoid making a mess by urinating on and around the toilet. Also, to promote gender equality by eschewing male privilege.

Ricardo opted to squee so he wouldn't pee on the toilet seat and to show his solidarity with women everywhere.

by IndigoChildOfGaia January 8, 2016

Squeegee

When a person who typically wears dentures removes their dentures to give a blow job and drags their gums along the shaft.

"Betty squeegeed that dick like a dirty window."

by Sage Jay September 16, 2016

squeef

squirting and queefing at the same time

i love it when she squeefs. or ew did she just squeef?

by vito470 September 6, 2016

squeeling

heavy breathing. nuff said.

omg girlfriend he had me squeeling.

by ferftteqtgfqweagf August 17, 2016

Squeef

A cross between a squirt and a queef.
When a girl queefs and squirts

"Yeah man, she squeefed all over me!"

by JustYourAverageZombie June 9, 2016

Squeeb

The smoker that never has any smoke to share, but always shows up in the circle and smokes for free.

Shit man here comes the squeeb. I bet he ain't got shit.
Example: Snoop Dogg in Half Baked.

by Kalelkingofkrypton December 18, 2016

Squeegie

When you have to diarrhea so bad that you already know it will require a mop or some other absorbent material to clean up properly.

Get out of the way! I have to take a squeegie!

by Jabscanoe January 4, 2017