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spunk II

random idiot who simps for j---e
spunk II: I luv u
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spunk II

idiot who likes j----
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Spunk merchant

Someone who hoards spunk (seamen)

Collects it and Laps it up.
She’s a bit of a spunk merchant, she can’t get enough of the white stuff, shes constantly got a cock in her gob.
by Lord Gannet V March 21, 2022
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Spunk Dump

Verb. Take a spunk dump. Shoot a load out my dickhole.
I asked wifey if I could take a spunk dump on her titties just like I saw in a porn video while she was in the shower. She said maybe.
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Secret spunk

The act of waiting for someone to fall asleep to secretly squirt man milk on the unsuspecting villains face
I managed to secret spunk Cameron the other day it was funny af
by The spunk man November 26, 2021
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Secret spunk

The act of ejaculation on a sleeping unsuspecting victim similar to soggy biscuit it is where you cum on a face of your friend or enemy when they are asleep
I totally am lookin forward to doing a secret spunk on Cameron
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