Splatter Hag

A friendly woman that is either a squirter and/or displays enthusiasm to get squirted on/in by 1 and/or many.

That guy's mother used to be a straight splatter hag.

by Cole AJ Man November 29, 2025

Splattery

To overly compliment someone else's fecal output.

Man, I know I'm the king of dumps but I wish you'd stop the splattery.

by Chunkmastarr January 9, 2026

spatty patty

the act of ejaculating on cow patty and proceeding to throw it full force at a significant others face

bro i spatty patty’d my neighbour last week it was straight gas fire flames

by scatlover9000 January 16, 2026

sidewalk splatterer

A person who committed suicide.

She looks so depressed, she is on her way to being a sidewalk splatterer.

by Child Ish February 21, 2009

whip-splatter

The splatter that erupts from a can of whipped cream

when the final ounces are sprayed out.

Troy didn't know the can of whipped cream was almost empty.

He was disappointed when only whip-splatter sprayed accross his
plate of waffles.

by TKC and T-Bone December 31, 2009

spitter-spatter

1. the continuous explosive noise as made by gunfire.
2. the rapid, tapping noise of rain.

We heard the spitter-spatter of both gunfire and rain.

by uttam maharjan November 21, 2010

medieval spraytan

Covering ones body with human feces and letting them dry up to create the illusion of being more tanned then one actualy is.

"You sure look dark m'lord" "Thank you kind sir. I just got myselve a medieval spraytan"

by Yellos April 9, 2018