sphincter spoon

A very soft and skinny spoon used to clean the deep, dark, dank areas of one's ass.

"Yo where da fuck is my sphincter spoon at, I needs me self a cleanin"

by Jim J January 27, 2006

Spoon Licker

A creepy pervert that looks at you like you are on the menu and like he/she would like to lick the front and back of a spoon clean after sampling a steaming heaping spoon full of poop from your butt. A freak that has a spoon fetish, and a staring problem.

"He just loves his peanut butter like a Spoon Licker. That old Spoon Licker wants a taste of you. Are you on the menu? Because that Spoon Licker can't take his eyes off of you.

by Joe Hucklebuckle April 27, 2009

69 spooning

To spoon with heads at opposing ends.

"I really like having my boyfriends nasty feet against the back of my head as we are 69 spooning while sleeping (or having sex)."

by Hannawana April 23, 2007

Spoon Pic

On forums when some one posts something unbelievable, you say spoon pics, and they have to post a picture of the event with a spoon somewhere in it.

"Dude I slept with the hottest model last night."

"Bull shit, spoon pics?"

"Uh, no i forgot to..."

by TheManAustin September 11, 2009

Spoon Me

A more "appropriate" way of saying "fuck me"

Jan: Let's go shopping today!
John mumbling: Spoon me.

by Port5 October 30, 2009

spoon

someone who is a F.G groupie

The MKC is full of spoons.

by Rolls October 18, 2004

have a spoon

a defiant demand usually used to add emphasis to eat my ass

Have a spoon... so you EAT MY ASS! FUCK YOU!

by Hodgit August 6, 2004