tactical spoon 

Tactical spooning is the militarised version of the civillian term spoon or spooning;

When applied to the military, the act of tactical spooning is not a romantic exchange, but rather an act of survival and the desire to stay warm in harsh environmental conditions. This protective posture can be utilised in either the sitting or laying position.

Soldier 1: Man it's so cold...my teeth are chattering and my hands are starting to freeze....dude, we have to tactical spoon.

Soldier 2: Okay.

tactical spoon by Cfn. Collins May 9, 2005

toe spoon 

A brilliant Austrian innovation which significantly improves upon the function of the toe knife. The toe spoon completely eliminates any risk of self-injury during the cleaning of scum out of one's toes.

Frank used to swear by his toe knife, but ever since he met Alexi, he has always cleaned the scum out with a toe spoon.

toe spoon by Solo Amadeus November 30, 2021

Comically Large Spoon

It's a funny big spoon used in vine videos by King Bach specifically.

Transcript of the "Comically Large Spoon" Vine:

King Bach:
I unceremoniously salute you, o closely associated individual of mine. It is within my best interest that I request you wherethrough I may have the chance to acquire access to this non-atomically-active food known as a dessert, herewithin this relatively large device, known commonly as a refrigerator, of whose function is to preserve common consumables, to grant access for the aforementioned purpose. I give this statement in good faith that I become a holder of access to the consumable.

Bach's friend:
O closely related individual, I shalt grant you a right to access to the sweetened product under one, only one, and exactly one condition: you, aforementioned individual, and the listeners of this message, are to remove and consume the quantity of confectionary coolant that which does not transcend that of which would be able to reside therewithin a traditional dining equipment which is similar to a bowl, and which, is commonly known as a spoon. I expect you, the individual I am referring to, act in a way such that the aforementioned terms and conditions are not broken, thereby keeping our trust within each other remain intact.

King Bach, who had extended and contracted multiple muscles of his to make a look of one who has surpassed another, conveniently obtains a comedically tremendous dining utensil, wherewith he, King Bach, obtains access to any coveted cooling confectionary he would desire.

Comically Large Spoon by NIGGArchitect November 9, 2020

Peanut Butter Spoon 

The meal of peanut butter on a spoon - usually consumed due to being too lazy to care or too poor to afford an actual meal.

- "Hey man - want to grab some dinner"

- "Nah dude - I'm good - I already ate"

- "What'd you have"?

- "Peanut Butter Spoon"

Peanut Butter Spoon by Greekboy82 January 21, 2010

silver spoon 

To be spoiled. Have many luxuries without earning them on their own. Usually by one's parents.

"That kid has been fed with a silver spoon his whole life...his dad buys him a new car every year!"

silver spoon by poor kid April 23, 2005

Joji Spoon 

“Joji spoon” originated by maxmoefoe after George Miller aka “joji” was being cancelled for being filthy frank. The term “joji spoon“ means...Idk🤷 ♂️

K-pop Stan: “OMG joji was filthy frank and made a mean song about Ariana Grande #jojiisoverparty”

Maxmoefoe: joji spoon

Twomad: joji spoon

Anything4views: joji spoon

Joji Spoon by BigChokolate September 22, 2020

absolute spoon 

The way of insulting someone. Usually to call them a wanker without them realising

You absolute spoon

absolute spoon by Hayoumug January 14, 2017