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Mongolian Spacesuit

Mid-coitus, you pull out and finish ejaculating into a fish bowl. Then you proceed to place the fish bowl over her head. Once that has been completed, push her face against the side so that she looks Chinese.
John was having a good time with Susan last night. He even gave her the Mongolian Spacesuit!
by HipsterLumberjack December 20, 2013
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Crusader States

States that were founded by Crusaders in Europe, Near modern-day Israel.
Ex:The Kingdom of Jerusalem and Cyprus
Crusader 1-''Hey, did you hear about the Crusader States?''
Crusader 2-''No, where are they located?''
Crusader 1-''Oh, just follow the trail of dead Saracens and Mamluks. you will find them eventually.''
by Christendom_Forever November 4, 2016
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black of spades

Blackofdpsdes.Com is a men's blog website featuring card sleights, coin sleights and magic.
Black of spades has made me a better man.
by Spaded May 24, 2016
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border states

Delaware, Kentucky, Maryland, and Missouri: slave states in between the North and the South that did not join the Confederacy during the Civil War.
Kentucky and Maryland are border states. Though they are often called Southern states full of Confederate rednecks, they are really more Northern states who still have the same stronger economic ties with their sister states above them to this day.
by Emokiss June 5, 2009
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statesboro

pretty lame town,( this is coming from some one who lives there)
"I didn't even know Statesboro exsisted!" exclaimed Ashley
by lindsay March 2, 2005
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The States

In the states you can get beer at a 7-11 but you have to be something like 24.

Why's that guy talking so slow? Oh, he's from the states.
by marko1982 October 26, 2005
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