spreader

A person who is a whore and enjoys spreading their legs wide open for men to have sex. By spreading their legs it creates easier access for the men to inject their dicks into their ass.

Helen is a spreader.

by peek-a-boo August 4, 2004

Man-spreading

What men do to keep from hurting their balls. This act gets some women annoyed.

I'm sorry ladies for man-spreading but if I don't I will never be able to have a kid.

by Trashist January 12, 2017

spred

The view of a womans ass and pussy from above .

this titty bar has lousy food but one hell of a spred .

That girl spreds like butter on a hot biscuit ,EASY

by Poogi February 28, 2009

Spleadal

The answer to a question In which you have no answer for or do not want to answer.

question: "how old are you.

Answer: "Spleadal"

Question: "have you done your homework"
Answer: "Spleadal"

Question: "Wheres your Test"
Answer: "Slpeadal"

by Spleadal-Deatal February 26, 2010

Spreadneck

A term for the lower IQ individuals who believe the covid vaccine is made up and continue to spread the disease.

Damn there’s Chris, sitting there unvaccinated with his trump flag, what a spreadneck

by Honkeyykong July 29, 2021

Spreadshat

It takes too long to say "I was working on a spreadsheet all day" so at work we say "I spreadshat all day." It also can be conjugated as "I'm going back to spreadshatting" "We spreadshit for a living" and "Were you just spreadsharting?"

"I'm going back to my desk to spreadshat."

by AnonymousMI January 19, 2009

joy-spreader

An individual met on trains with an effortless disregard for all conventions of society and so one who refuses to be brought down.
Will often engage in conversation with total strangers and with you, and their words may be sad, moving, joyous, outrageous and intelligent but impossible to disagree with. You leave the encounter feeling as though you may have met Jesus.

Their actions may sometimes border on insane, but with no active effort they therefore spread joy.

joy-spreader: (Shouted on leaving the train) Hotdogs and sunshine and reggae music and happiness!

by na1ndo8z May 10, 2011