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Social Rabies 

1. When a person is over-friendly with people who aren't their own friends.

2. That one person who always tags along in your group even though they are not welcome.
No one wanted to go near her because she had social rabies.
Social Rabies by C Dawg August 24, 2004

social disease 

A polite euphenism for a sexually transmitted disease. Examples of a social disease include, among others: Gonorrhea, Herpes, Chlamydia, and Syphilis
Sally didn't want to say that her friend had gotten the clap from screwing half the town, so she said that her friend had a 'Social Disease'.
social disease by Gilbert Narley December 8, 2007

Social Security 

A duh-weebish Administration within the U.S. government that is so incoherently ran that if NASA operated the way they do, ALL their shuttles would explode.
NASA may kill off 7 people now and then, but the Social Security Administration probably kills off 7 people every day.

Social Network Cockblocking 

The act of writing or posting suggestive comments on someone's Myspace or Facebook Wall to let other people know that you are currently involved with or hooking up with this person. Also the act of tagging photos of the two of you so that other potential suitors see this and will lay off.
"I'm going to tag these photos of Joe and I from this last weekend on his facebook so that other girls will get the point that he is taken." "You are so into the social network cockblocking."

social standing 

a man with a decent job is normally said to be in good social standing
social standing by Hobotech October 30, 2013