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suppressed sneeze

A less-than-freely-discharged nasal-cannon blast dat you create in order to make less mess, reduce noise, not make your respiratory-path so sore, etc.
One of da best ways to accomplish an effectively-suppressed sneeze is to hold a large wadded-up towel over yer nose and mouth while also trying to still your vocal cords as best you can, so dat you both "contain your explosion" and cause a minimum of startling to others in your vacinity, not to mention reducing stress to your throat.
by QuacksO March 3, 2023
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Sneeze Controller

The controller given to any player 2 by snotty teenagers, usually covered in snot, which dried along with the cheeto dust on it. You'd be very lucky if either of the sticks worked.
"Have you heard of William? He's a lovely guy"
"Yeah, but if he invites you round, bring your own controller"
"How come?"
"He's only got Sneeze Controllers"
by gently_QuacksQuacks June 18, 2023
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Russian Sneeze

A sneeze that is unique to Russia and the surrounding countries. They commonly look like a regular sneeze with a gunshot or heavy artillery shot in place of the sound.
European : "Sneeze"
Russian : "T-34 76.2mm HEAT Round Sound"
European: "Wow that was a Russian Sneeze"
by DarkestVoids April 1, 2021
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Free Sneeze

To sneeze without restraint or any attempt to cover up. Possibly propelling cold, flu or Covid to nearby bystanders.
To rudely and openly sneeze without regard to the well being of others close by.
That idiot free sneezed right in the middle of the crowded elevator.
by Oscar & Stella February 2, 2022
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sneeze

To kill someone (in-game) in a very quick matter of time.

Hanzo in 'Heroes of the Storm' is a very squishy and slow character. So you could kill him within literally a second.
"Dude, you just sneezed him."
"Yeah, coz Butcher can deal the highest DPS in this game."
by ACKOON June 21, 2021
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Sneeze Ninja

A Sneeze Ninja is an elite, considerate human being who has mastered the quick-tissue-grab move to ensure a splatter free sneeze. To be dubbed a Sneeze Ninja one must prove that when they feel a sneeze coming on, they will get to their face first with a tissue so their hands stay clean and germ free, even if it's a window of less than .03 seconds.

You will never see a splatter from a considerate Sneeze Ninja, unless you yourself splatter: Sneeze Ninja will punish humans accordingly for the virus they have just inconsiderately spread.
Guy on train sneezes, making no attempt at a quick-tissue-grab, instead spraying his malicious germs into the public arena.

Sneeze Ninja side kicks him to the face with his glad-wrapped foot, and leaves filth spreader with a packet of Kleenex.
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Sneezing Poseidon

When you are sitting on a toilet and it automatically flushes, causing the waste water to stir up and spray on your ass cheeks.
I was really shook up when I encountered my first Sneezing Poseidon while on the toilet today.
by CharlieTheDrunkGuineaPig December 2, 2019
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