Mobility Scooter

Quite possibly one of the worst inventions of the 20th century. Originally used by lovely old people to drive down to the shops or to bingo. Now increasingly being overrun by stupid idiots and people who cannot see two feet beyond their meter thick glasses. The average top speed of these death traps has gone from a pleasant 10km/h to a painful 100km/h, which is inviting to those with a need for speed, GTA enthusiasts and retired race car drivers. These horrendously fast yet silent vehicles are perfect for running down innocent pedestrians and causing havoc at four way intersections and down the middle of Main Street.

Guy 1: Hey yo heard Billy got a Mobility Scooter?
Guy 2: Damn! My grandma owns one of those things.
Guy 1: He managed to run down 20 peds and he's still goin.

by Mr. Wonderful Wonderful June 1, 2016

crab shoot

If you're going to have sex with a hoe and you don't know if she has crabs.

I slept with some whore last night and she was pretty damn dirty. It was a real crab shoot!

by Max August 19, 2004

shoot some hoops

To have a shit where the toilet is the hoop and your shit is the ball

Man i just had to shoot some hoops cause I was touching cloth I wouldnt go in there for a while the rims a little dirty

by GarethRees November 5, 2006

shoot the 5

a 5 minute fight

fu*k u ni**a u pussy letz shoot da 5 rite now

by beena November 8, 2003

shoot the cookie

A circle of guys jack off on to a cookie and the last one to cum has to eat it.

The grossest thing my ex-boyfriend ever did was play shoot the cookie, and once I found out I broke up with him.

by Syrah Azulip May 10, 2007

scoot your boot

what you would say to someone when they're in your way and you want them to move thier fat ass.

"Dude, scoot your boot i can't see the t.v."

by sheistyskeeze October 8, 2008

Photo shoot lesbian.

A woman who is pretending to be a lesbian for a photo shoot. You can usually spot differences between a real lesbian and a photo shoot lesbian.

Boy 1 : Did you see that picture of those to girls together? Hot!
Boy 2: Yeah, but one is a total Photo shoot lesbian.
Boy 1: How do you know?
Boy 2: One girls has long-ass nails. I don't think girls want a nail shoved up their vagina!

by Alesbianwithshortnails. June 12, 2011