Sausage Swallower

Another way to call someone a fag. It's Like telling them they suck dick.

"Man, get the fuck up off me, you Sausage Swallower"

by Sloppy Sucka February 18, 2004

sausage grinder

A very agressive and active female sex partner. Particularly one who really bumps and grinds into her partner.

That sausage grinder bruised my pelvic bone.

by jiminton December 28, 2005

blood sausage

A stubbornly inept and incompetent person; particularly a coworker who continually does tasks the wrong way, despite having been shown the correct way numerous times. Generally sloth-like in behavior and appearance, yet perks up willfully when prompted by the presence of those in charge.

"I have several guys I work with that are just lazy blood sausages that do absolutely nothing. To boot, they bitch when they have to work. I have actually witnessed people purposely sabotaging jobs to get out of working them. So I stopped complaining about my 'blood sausage' co-worker's lack of abilities, as I realize it's going to keep me needed around here..."

by Digital Crap Shoveler September 27, 2008

Sausage Fingers

When a person types on a keyboard and hits 2 keys at once
or presses key that hard nearly breaks keyboard

Gary "steves typing again"
Mark "yea you can tell you seen that keyboard jump"
Gray "Yea steve and his sausage fingers"

by Weasle1uk January 17, 2008

crumbed sausage

to have sex on the beach or in any type of sandy place.

Z and H were walking along the beach when Z asked H if she wanted to have his crumbed sausage.

by burnty December 10, 2006

not a sausage

Nothing, zip, zero. Jolly term to describe the abscence of an item sought.

Suggested origin is from the Cockney rhyming slang 'Sausage and mash' used to mean 'cash', or money. Hence 'not a sausage' to mean 'no cash' or 'nothing'.

Is there anything in the cupboard?
Not a sausage.

by Paul Ruane April 18, 2006

sausage juice

another word for semen, cum, jizz, etc.

Dave shot off his sausage juice when Jen gave him a handjob.

by Darnell the Dude November 19, 2009