Slapokan

A sexual game derived from the Japanese martial art Shodokan. It starts from a traditional Shodokan pose, followed by a slap on a (preferably nice looking) ass.

- You know that hot chick I met yesterday?
- Yeah?
- I totally went Slapokan on her ass!
- Nice!

by The Nasty Flemish October 23, 2011

Slapparoni

noun: The man sausage. Used for boxing your mate across the cheeks in foreplay, hence the name, slapparoni.

Last night, I fed my girlfriend the ol' slapparoni.

by Badtoodles October 26, 2011

Slappable Offense

An offense severe enough so as to warrant the offender being slapped for their infraction.

"Sheila not telling Brian that she had herpes before sleeping with him is a slappable offense. I'll deliver it myself if he gives me the nod."

by Mucker101 October 14, 2012

slapping the steak on the grill

When a male slaps his penis on a female's vagina

I was slapping the steak on the grill so good that even chef Ramsey was impressed

by Jamakingwords January 22, 2014

SlappinSoftees

When two dudes slap their flacid penises against each other, until the visually excited one loses.

The two sales guys are in the back slappinsoftees again.

by handfullofass December 15, 2014

slapping rubbers

when two guys tie up their used condoms and slap each other with them.

want to play a game of slapping rubbers.

by Rbomb04 December 20, 2014

Slapping Jerry

When a laying down man with an erection punches their boner penis like a punching bag. The head should wobble with the shaft back and forth.

After I went to the movie with a naughty girl I had a nice boner so I started slapping jerry.

by Soon blayer April 28, 2015