Simon

ladies crush!!! A whole womanizer. Always tall. Breaks hearts into pieces. They are always rare.

Simon is the one behind her cry's

by Gee11 November 23, 2021

Simonay

The best person on earth they have a god complex and are careing love cats and dogs and the name is seen in the Bible

Person 1 : oh hey its simonay aren't they so cool

Person 2 : yeah they are

by Simonay <3 January 10, 2022

Simon

That one short kid in school that is very sus. HE often wears pink shirts and doesn't do the AP 45

Mr Bayer. Understand Simon, you gotta do your AP 45 every night to make this class easier for yourself

by Ze JmL Ambasodor March 18, 2022

Simon

ur real name is lil wi wi

simon is an undercover grandpa ( not in a terrible way)

by ELLLLLLLA February 17, 2022

Simon Cowell

Comical botox guy.

Simon Cowell botox.

by KingPoker96 June 17, 2022

Simonee

He is the only god
He farted out the multiverse an infinite amount of years ago

He takes the form of a iguana as we cannot comprehend the his true form

He fought bully magiure over a morbillion years ago however he was only able to imprison him in the middle of the multiverse but in order to help him defeat him you must pray to him in order to reach out salvation

I love the almighty simonee

by The Pope of simoneeism June 27, 2022

Simon Cowell

An old fat ugly stupid plastic faced cunt that has no talent, but thinks he has the right to tell people they have no talent. Also has an ugly wife that is only with him for his money.

That Simon Cowell is such a plastic faced fucking cunt.

by johndoe911 July 20, 2022