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Stephaine

A beautiful young lady. Green eyed, and amazing body. Guys find her intimidating, so they usually stay away. Has amazing confidence, and is a true believer in the bible. Has strong relationships with not only her parents but siblings and friends.
That's Stephaine the green eyed goddess.
by Longhorned girl April 27, 2012
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Stephen

Stephen's are usually very sporty people and usually star in Soccer, Gaelic and Boxing. They make very trustworthy friends so you should keep them close. They are very attractive lads. They are usually friends with people names Jack or occasionally Warric.

Stephen's fall for girls called Aoife in a blink of an eye.
Stephen is so sweet and unreal at soccer!!
by bababbabafoijvc November 30, 2013
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stephen harper

A crazy right wing politician who is currently Canada's Prime Minster, leading his minority (thank god for that) government in Parliament. Notorious for conservative values, he is exactly the kind of white bred posh arse who would shake his kids hands when dropping them off to school in the morning.

It also seems that he hates women enough to oppose their personal rights over their bodies, has wishes to reverse past-decisions on same sex marriage rights in order to 'protect' the rights of heterosexuals, and believes that everyone in Canada is capable of finding childcare for $100 a month per child under six.

Also, he may or may not wish to be George W. Bush's BFF
john: why isn't bobby at daycare today?
jane: I can't afford to pay for his childcare now that it's not subsidized... plus the centre shut down because it can't afford to operate.
john: oh yeah I totally forgot... my partner lost his job because of the universal childcare benefit.
jane: yeah, one hundred dollars don't buy shite in daycare
john: god bless Stephen Harper
by the_common_man October 17, 2006
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stephanie mailhot

Stephanie Mailhot is an extremely intelligent individual who enjoys sleeping
Leo nasts are stupid compared to stephanie mailhots
by yoyoyoniggas January 19, 2012
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Stephen Hawking

To Stephen Hawking is to rectally ingest heroin by way of an opiate enema. A traditional Stephen Hawking consists of soaking a tampon in a White China/water blend (one should stay hydrated while traversing the universe) and simply inserting it into the rectum. Hawkinging is known to start with lower body paralysis while leading to a cationic/drooling state. Hawkinging is aptly named due to the heroin crossing through a "black hole" and then taking one to a different dimension.

Often practiced in a wheelchair with Cosmos or Dark Side of the Moon playing in the background, Stephen is alleged to prefer Jim Carey movies or N.W.A. Hawkinging has led to many similar methods such as the "Uranus" or "downer dog" where one assumes downward dog and has liquid heroin dripped into the anus. In order to relate to Hawkining, heroin must cross "the event horizon" through the "black hole". This is why "Sheening the Sphincter" falls under the Hawkinging umbrella despite the heroin being taken in powder form.

Hawkinging's alleged cultural impacts include the Phillip Seymour Hoffman's passing due to "black tar" substitution and Ted Cruz's smile.
I Stephen Hawking because of my trypanophobia and obsession with buttplugs.
by NotTheZodiacKiller June 29, 2016
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Stephen

The most amazing guy you will ever meet. He has a heart full of love and joy. Don't break his heart because it will be the worst thing you can ever do. You'll see him around everywhere you go and know that he will never know how much you are sorry. He's easy to fall for, he is always on your mind and he's the most amazing man alive. I miss you Stephen
He's a Stephen... the most amazing person you can meet
by Shellbell19032 December 10, 2017
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Shepherdstown

Shepherdstown is a small town in the Eastern Panhandle of the gloriously white trash state of West Virginia. It is located along the Potomac River. It is also the oldest town in WV, founded in 1730. Age aside, it has also been rated most adorable small town in the country by a site I have forgotten. Google it, it's true.

It is a college town, home of Shepherd University. The students give the town a very fun and intoxicated vibe. There is also a large amount of cannabis consumption and about .5% of the population is heterosexual.

It is also a very dog friendly town. Pooches can be spotted at every corner and dining with their humans in some of the great restaurants such as Blue Moon, a very locally sourced family friendly establishment, the Green Pineapple, an asian fusion bubble tea place, or at Maria's Taqueria, the best Mexican place we have and it's not even "real Mexican". Order a burrito only if you don't want to eat for the rest of the day. After that, you won't need to. And don't forget China Kitchen! The best damn egg roles ever.

All in all it is a wonderful, liberal, forward-thinking town in the middle of a cesspool white trash state. If you ever visit enjoy it while it lasts because within a 15-minute drive it's all gone
I visited Shepherdstown today and enjoyed the scenic river overlooks and the wonderful food at one of the many adorable restaurants
by Quinn.likes.chickens July 18, 2018
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