fried shrimp 

The emoji used when you have no response. The emoji version of awkward turtle.

"Thanks for last night I would have kissed you but I have work in the morning"

*sends fried shrimp emoji*

fried shrimp by TobiasTheCruel December 30, 2017

Filipino Shrimp Boat 

while visiting asia hire a filipino hooker. After having sex you take a steaming dump in her mouth and eat a bucket of shrimp complete with "cocktail" sauce.

I reached a new low on vacation when I enjoyed a filipino Shrimp Boat.

Filipino Shrimp Boat by Scuba Bird November 19, 2009

flagrant shrimp 

Shrimp with an attitude; A shrimp who flaunts its own flamboyant shrimpness.

Did you see that coconut prawn dancing at the club last night? That was one flagrant shrimp!

flagrant shrimp by John Ford got Punked June 21, 2005

Lets put another shrimp on the barbie 

When either a stupid yank or pommy tries to be australian. By the time they have said it the aussie should have snapped the touro.

pommy: put another shrimp on the barbie
aussie: snaps him

Lets put another shrimp on the barbie by FatGimp February 4, 2005

Jumbo Shrimp 

First, you must have a chode to complete the Jumbo Shrimp approximately an 8" circumference. Obtain a shrimp cocktail, but this isn't your regular shrimp cocktail...fill the glass with menstrual blood and hang used condoms from the rim. Dip your scrotum in the blood and let soak for a minute while stirring. Meanwhile your partner is doing reservoir shots of stale cum from the used condoms but not swallowing, just gargling. Now, you dip your scrotum into the mouthful of stale jizz while emptying the remains of the menstrual blood into her mouth creating a milky red stew. When the mixture is complete, begin doggy-style intercourse while dipping jumbo shrimp into the concoction. Make sure you get her pregnant.

Chad: "Yo man I got this freaky chick last night."

Jeremy: "Oh yeah?"

Chad: "Yeah man she let me do the Jumbo Shrimp!"

Jeremy: "Damn, let's hope she's pregnant!"

Jumbo Shrimp by lombard116 October 18, 2010

genius shrimp cocktail 

What geniuses have at their genius parties.

"I'd love to come to your party! It's one of my genius friends! It sounds like an absolutely genius time! Oh! Will they have genius shrimp cocktail there?"
"Yes. They taste genius."
"Mmm! Fantastic ... I mean genius!"

genius shrimp cocktail by NinjaJesus December 12, 2004

Dreaded Breaded Shrimp 

When fucking on the beach the penetrating partner pulls out and dips his penis into the sand and then reinserts into the receiving partner. Exfoliate!

Man, I was fucking Faith on the beach the other night when I gave her the dreaded breaded shrimp. She loved it!

Dreaded Breaded Shrimp by Nasty N8 B January 11, 2009