state shock

A term to define someone who is institutionalized and can not adjust to society after having been incarcerated for a long period of time

Brian is state shocked he killed three people in rush hour traffic

by Anonh1995 February 24, 2017

President Shock Jock

President Shock Jock - Our president speaks like the shock jocks of the nineties.

Me: Did you hear that our President called some third world countries, shithole countries?
Him: That's President Shock Jock for you! He's like having Howard Stern for President.

Me: Is that good diplomacy?

Him: What do you think?

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 3, 2018

Shell shocked

When a cold gust of wind hits a man and his penis retreats back into its body, such as a turtle when it gets scared.

“So did you go all the way with Sally?”
“Nah I got shell shocked before I walked in”.

by Lil Lep January 25, 2018

The shock master

The ruler of the world. He is the shock master. He wears a glittered helmet and crashes through walls.

I am...the shock master.

by x cvb May 9, 2018

Thicc Shock

When one visits from a country with few thickies and is overwhelmed by the numerous thickies in the country that one is visiting.

"Damn!! Tyrone, I am thicc shock by all the thickies I see here in Brazil."

by JoeJoeStar64 July 25, 2018

Eucalyptic Shock

1. The act of consuming or touching Eucalyptus or Aloe-based products. This results in relapsing in to Eucalyptus shock.

1. Jessica exclaimed, "This has Aloe in it! I'll go in to Eucalyptic shock!"

by AnonymousPeopleUnited October 16, 2018

Turtle Shock

When you fuck your girl turtle style and she can't walk for 24 Hours

I gave my girl turtle shock

by LAGOUT July 20, 2019