Shmob

1. To be extremly good, so good that even the word tubular is under-cutting the sheer kickassery of the subject.

Thorin: dude, check out that sweet car!

Slater: no dude, that car is Shmob...

by Zombielincoln July 25, 2010

Shmovin

The dance created by Christopher Hodges

Hey Chris, do that thing you made up! Oh! Oh look at him! He Shmovin!!

by CriticalHazard January 24, 2021

shmobbin'

To poop on one's self, or poop in one's house.

I was shmobbin' upside down yesterday and a bear fuckin bit me.

by Rhys the Ultimate Rice Fanatic September 29, 2003

Shmove

A shmove is another word for smooth and move “a smooth move” usually when you make a move on your crush that works

Guy 1: Hey I’ve never tried sushi
Girl 2: How! it’s the best thing ever, you need to try
Guy 1: Yeah we should definitely go try sometime
Girl 1: Sure how about tomorrow

(Later)
Guy 2 to Guy 1: Damn bro what a shmove you pulled

by Jaybro356 February 1, 2020

Shmomobilize

To put somebody in a position where they cannot intelligently defend themself (by way of combat or oral confrontation, or to disable somebody from intelligently defending themself

you can Shmomobilize that soldier by taking his weapon

WOW, you really shmomobolized that guy when you bound his hands and feet.

by OmegaZero_Alpha September 21, 2005

shmockle

Just another nickname for marijuana, weed, pot...

Hey, are you up for smoking the shmockle after school?

by Swell Girl November 27, 2006

Shmoper

One whose actions and behavior are of an asinine and dumbfoundingly idiotic nature; comparable to that of a legally retarded seven year old.

Symptoms include the usage of internets slang terms, such as "lol" or "brb" in casual conversation. Also included are a blatant disregard for bodily hygiene as well as a sense of humor comparable to Andy Dick.

She sucked her own cousins dick, what a fucking shmoper.

If that shmoper imitates Borat one more fucking time...

That shmoper smells like shit.

by Anthony Radford August 20, 2007