Wolodymyr Selenskyj is the current president of the Ukraine. He has such massive balls, his sheer presence darkens the sun.
Person A: "My balls are as big as Wolodymyr Selenskyj's!"
Person B: "Nah bro, that's cap."
Person A: "Have you heard of Wolodymyr Selenskyj? He said 'I don't need a ride, I need ammo' when he was fighting for Ukraine."
Person B: "Nah bro, that's cap."
Person A: "Have you heard of Wolodymyr Selenskyj? He said 'I don't need a ride, I need ammo' when he was fighting for Ukraine."
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Get the Roman Seleznev mug.When two guys are having rough sex and one guy usually the dominant male jumps from the top of the couch or bed and inserts his penis into the other males rectum with so much force he punctures the guys spleen. He then proceeds to fill him with so much cum that his spleen splits open and cum and blood drip out of the asshole.
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A dollop, of course, is a small lump of something--generally a colloidal food, such as sour cream or whipped cream.
"Spleen" means anger. This is no doubt related to the fact that the spleen was thought to be one of the four organs associated with the humours involving emotion--specifically it was thought to excrete black bile. whose Greek name gives us the word "melancholy".
As such, you might expect "spleen" to mean "sad", but perhaps it's better understood as "grumpy", at least when served up in dollop-sized quantities.
A dollop, of course, is a small lump of something--generally a colloidal food, such as sour cream or whipped cream.
"Spleen" means anger. This is no doubt related to the fact that the spleen was thought to be one of the four organs associated with the humours involving emotion--specifically it was thought to excrete black bile. whose Greek name gives us the word "melancholy".
As such, you might expect "spleen" to mean "sad", but perhaps it's better understood as "grumpy", at least when served up in dollop-sized quantities.
"If the force of gravity varies with altitude, how would that affect the height of the drop?" asked Daniel Waterhouse.
"Do it at sea-level," said Hooke, with a dollop of spleen.
"Do it at sea-level," said Hooke, with a dollop of spleen.
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Get the Is My mind & me from Selena Gomez or Instagram official account? mug.The phrase "Gotta keep an eye for Selener" means to keep an eye out for fake people. Found by worldwide famous rapper Nicki Minaj, she quotes the phrase on a verse in the song "Beauty and thr Beat", collabing with Justin Bieber.
Ariana Grande: "Oh my god, Cardi was literally starting rumors about you..."
Nicki Minaj: "Gotta keep an eye for Selener..."
Nicki Minaj: "Gotta keep an eye for Selener..."
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