shutterbound

Adj: When someone gets so afraid of whats outside their room that they lock themselves in their rooms and close the shutters so no one will ever see them.

A condition related to agoraphobia but has to do with severe paranoia and not so much depression.

The elderly woman who lived across the street only appears when she gets her mail. She doesn't even go out to eat, her food is delivered to her through the crack in the door. I think her name was Olivia. She was once a Broadway Dancer. But she has become so shutterbound that she has probably lost her own name. And all her memories evade her and she has even lost her own family. What could she fear so much?

by Cpt_Planeteer January 14, 2008

Scatterday

n. Day of the week, commonly known as "Saturday," but much, much crazier.

Jane: "So, what did you do last weekend?"
Carla: "Well, Sunday was pretty boring, but the day before I had so much to do. I spent almost all day at the mall shopping, then saw a movie with John, and then went to an insane party. It was a total Scatterday."

by AlyssaLorin131 February 11, 2009

Scatterer

Someone who leaves their crap in various spots around a room, then forgetting to pick-up any of the crap that was left.

You left your glass on the table, your shoes by the stairs, forgot to pick up the pizza box off the floor. Jesus, your such a scatterer!

by APatC October 25, 2010

stuttercopter

Someone that stutters alot especially when nervous.

"IIIIII..." - Cha-Cha "Cha-Cha, stop being such a stuttercopter!" - Kath

by Romerica November 9, 2010

Sputtering Duncan

Flatulence that makes a rapid diminishing "Sputtering" noise of at least 3 seconds in length.

ya hear that baby ? I call that a "Sputtering Duncan"

by Fro Bones July 17, 2011

Slutter Gut

A rather loose female that has a muffin top, and is from the gutter.

Bro, that bitch is a total slutter gut! Her fat was rollin over the top of her shorts.

by pwnzzz November 17, 2011

scatterball

God's gift to College students. AKA Adderall.

*Because when you pour them out of the zippy, they bounce all over the place.

Bro 1: Bro, I got so many finals coming up next week I need to study for.
Bro 2: I was just about to buy some scatterballs from my boy downtown. how many do you want?

by nurdrmsz December 9, 2011