Sausage Seeker

Someone (gay male or straight female) who’s primary objective is to locate a male mate with the aspirations of participating in sexual activities.

That bald guy I met in Wisconisin is a complete sausage seeker. He is always trying to get cock in and around his mouth.

by Blackhills October 8, 2009

Sausage Royale

A party/gathering where the male to female ratio is 22:1, in favor of the men. There is usually a lot of sausage served as well.

Dude 1: "Yo i invited mad dudes to this party"
Dude 2: "Good dog, i want this shit to be a sausage royale"
Dude 1: "I'll start cooking the sausages"

by trILLuminati December 21, 2013

sausage

A males penis, also can be used to show a very annoying male

Example #1 When Janie asked russell to fuck for a second time he said sorry baby my sausage is overcooked and dilapidated

Example #2 That sausage is an asshole, I hope he sticks his sausage in a meat grinder and shoves it up his ass

by Cosmo August 3, 2003

Sashank

the hottest most cutest guy on the planet, is really kind and patient and lovable,loves riding his bike everywhere and loves to sing adorably, the most funniest and smart guy you will ever meet in your life, has the cutest smile that can make your day instantly

girl that wants sashank: can I please have sashanks number he keeps looking at me I wanna ask him out

girl that already has sashank: no he's mine back off

by fancylover July 12, 2017

Sausage Cactus

When a single girl is completey surrounded by multiple sausage, and is being proded and poked in a non-specific manner, it is said that she is being attacked by the sausage cactus.

Sharon was surrounded by men and completely overwhelmed by the sausage cactus.

by The Legend Seedubbya December 25, 2006

sausage three-way

Any situation, usually but not necessarily involving three parties, which can be seen to have reached a critical point.

We had to invite a fourth person, or else a lovely evening would devolve into a sausage three-way.

The man, upon walking in on his wife and her lover, was heard to exclaim, "Well, this is quite the sausage three-way!"

As cops tried to clear off the mild two-car fender bender, a third car carelessly careened into the scene, thus turning the routine accident into a real sausage three-way.

by jwillmo October 3, 2007

The Great American Sausage

Another way of saying The Penis

Susie is a whore. She's always riding the Great American Sausage into the sunset

by curtHendzell September 17, 2007