dirty samuel

when you lick a girls crab infested pubic hair whilst giving her strap on a blow job. she then blindfolds you and shoves a snake up your asshole

bro i gave him a dirty samuel last night and it got pretty messy.

by anonymous November 21, 2020

Samuel L. Jackson

Named in honor of the great actor, the Samuel L. Jackson is an alcoholic beverage containing two simple ingredients. Grape Drink (usually found in a gallon jug at Meijer or similar grocery store) and Everclear (195 proof version for authenticity). Basically like getting punched in the face while eating a grape Popsicle.

"So we gettin F-ed up tonight?"
"Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell!"

"Want some Samuel L. Jacksons?"

"Fuck Ya Mutha Fucker! Pour them shits!"

by b_mackin August 3, 2011

samuel

samuel is a traitor and a dirty Jewish name that no one trusts mix breed 51% mut that says he's white but isn't even close

Samuel stop stabbing me in the back and killing my children.

by Vigilant Christian January 11, 2018

Samuel Tallant

Twitter And Internet Sensation, Gripped The World Of Twitter With His Humerous And Bitchy Tweets Under The Name ( PrinceTallant) . Celebrity Followers Include Shontelle Layne And Lady GaGa.

" Cant Wait For @PrinceTallant ( Samuel Tallant) To Diss Some Bitch "

by Lovedemon July 26, 2009

Samuel

lost child

Have you seen my grandson Samuel

by Capa376 April 23, 2018

Samuel

A usually gay bastard who is most likely to tinder match a man. Many Samuels my be found in a Miloszes basement

That Samuel guy just headbutted a dinner lady!

by Ted barry November 25, 2018

Samuel

A guy with a small penis and no friends usually Mexican.

Tatym:Hey did you give Samuel head?
Cierra:no I didn’t have a microscope

Tatym:same

by Nihdfd May 31, 2019