Friend1: "Do you want to know a secret about Marissa in our AP Lit class?"
Friend2: "I already know, she's a surprise stoner!"
Friend2: "I already know, she's a surprise stoner!"
by TeamS June 22, 2012
The Captain’s Surprise: Sneaking three fingers in the asshole while wearing a captains hat and blowing an airhorn.
“He gave me the Captains surprise on our second date at the marina.”
“He gave me the Captains surprise on our second date at the marina.”
by Jamsandwich1 May 31, 2023
by GC BLAKK August 14, 2008
following sexual intercourse with your partner doggy style, after pulling out your wang you spit on his/her back, and upon him/her turning around you skeet on his/her face.
by victoria-00 November 20, 2006
When you nut and catch it in your hand then proceed to rub it in your pubic hair then rub it in your gf eyes
by Spazmatic rifle February 19, 2021
To borrow an object without the owner's permision. Usually without any intention of giving it back.
Basically, a more friendly form of stealing.
Basically, a more friendly form of stealing.
when somebody is looking for their missing dvd, you can say you surprise borrowed it without getting into trouble!
by Rogieo February 09, 2007
When you jack off whilst your girlfriend is asleep, and just before you blow, you slap her across the face as hard as you can, and when she awakes in terror you blow your load right in her eye. Then slap her again and tell her that she's late for work, and then tell her about the 4 goldfish that you inserted in her ass the night before after you drugged her hot chocolate baby.
The Bushman came home from a night of fishing, and gave his beloved bitch, an Aussie Surprise right, up the beef curtains....
by Bushkunty April 15, 2020