stfu

1)Despite its original intentions, it is most often interpreted as "Stuff You" written in shorthand.
2)Intended to mean shut the f**k up.

Hey, stfu man.

by Willy Johnson November 4, 2003

stfd

That's what happens when a llama and

a penis crossbreed...

www.stfd.net

by veggieness April 20, 2005

stff

Acronym.

Shut The Fuck Forever

<jinx> w00t! i just beat mario!
<marl0n> you're a gay ass
<jinx> stff.
<marl0n> :(

by Jinx April 13, 2004

STFU

State Tenant Farmer's Union.

STFU. It's in American history, guys!

by ms devious July 7, 2006

STFU NOOB

1. Phrase used when a n33b(dumbass scrub n00bster) complains about playing bad and makes up all kinds of excuses!
2. When you don't like someone while playing a game and even though they aren't saying anything you just want them to shut the fuck up.

EX:1
n00b: I wonder why i've been doing bad all day...
n00b: I really am cal-main guys...
1337: STFU NOOB, no one gives a shit!

EX:2
1337 pwner: whU R joo?
n00bert: Hi, it's my first day playing this game, How are you?
1337 pwner: STFU b1tch, and STFD no one cares b1tch!

by kshadius May 2, 2006

stfu

the acronym for what you say to someone (shut the fuck up) who spells internet acronyms out loud in a real life conversation as opposed to saying the actual words

dude1: stfu (spells out stfu) I only kiss that other guy cause uh..it's my religion so wtf (spells out wtf) you talking about I'm not gay.

dude2: No you shut the fuck up you don't even know proper english and that was the dumbest bullshit I've heard since George Bush's last speech.

by Tony_Chen December 15, 2008

stfjew

What you say to someone who is either: is a jew or acting like a jew, when you want them to shut the fuck up.

1)Me: Hey, can I borrow a pound?
Someone acting Jewish: No, I got to...
Me: stfjew dude.

2) Jew: So, like today, me and james went to the park and...
Me: stfujew.

by | September 9, 2006