Satchel

n. An enlarged penis.

Is that thing for real, or a satchel?

by Bibbles McStinky December 13, 2003

satch

when someone bitches someone else out hardcore

Hunter satched Kitty for making him late for tennis

by britt hill May 20, 2004

Satch

As a noun - A loser, weak, wimpy guy. As an adjective - When a person acts like a Satch, they are being Satchy. Created by Craig Mueller at the DKE house at Hamilton College @1991, when he described Noah as being the King of all Satches.

When T. Russell said "I love this song!", he was a big Satch. It was one of his satchiest moments, among many.

When Pickels asked Mueller what Satch meant, he said "Look in the mirror."

by romad July 29, 2004

Sitch

A insult created by the combination of bitch and slut, also known as a slutty bitch.

your mom is a sitch

by slfkslakrjkfn April 21, 2011

scotch plains

A town that neighbors Westfield, New Jersey.

It was claimed that Westfield students have a vigorous drive to succeed and because of it the town produces more "assholes per square mile."

Sufficed to say, that's better than Scotch Plains' motto: Flunk 4th grade math and become a drug dealer -- as most of them are.

Scotch Plains kids are jealous of Westfield's prosperity, aesthetics, and educational system. Some wise-ass wrote angry anti-westfield crap on urbandictionary, when he should have been studying, trying to boost his 1.8 GPA and his 950 SAT's. Thanks a lot, losers.

Blue Devils 4 Ever.

Westfield Student 1: Hey man, how'd your math test?
Westfield Student 2: Aww, not bad. I got an 85, but I studied my ass off so I'm really happy.
Westfield Student 1: Cool man. See you later.

Scotch Plains Student 1: Yo bro, ya'll want some weed and shit?
Scotch Plains Student 2: Hell yeah bro! Pass dat crap on!
Scotch Plains Student 3: I just finished my goddamn app to Union County College, yo.
Scotch Plains Students 1 & 2: What's college?

by Delivery Guy 1 December 3, 2007

satchwell

Shakespearean reference for local deviants who prey on scabby slappers. Derived from the expression "Is your thatch well" (nob rot from skanks being quite common in ancient times).

taken from a "Tale of Two Titties" ..

"lovely jugs my dear, 's atch well ?"

by Sportbilly September 16, 2004

Scotch-tape skies

A weather condition frequently seen in family photographs of a certain age, brought on by the ill-considered use of Scotch tape in scrapbooks and picture frames.

I found a photograph of Grandma sitting in her roadster under Scotch-tape skies.

by Bottom Ford January 2, 2010