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shitty kitty

"Shitty kitty" is a nickname for the USS Kitty Hawk, the only remaining conventionally-powered aircraft carrier in the U.S. Navy. Currently the second oldest ship in the Navy (after the USS Constitution), the Kitty Hawk has seen better days and is due to be decomissioned at the beginning of 2009.
"Did you see that aircraft carrier come into port the other day?"

"Yeah, that was the Shitty Kitty coming back from Japan."
by Millard Killmore October 11, 2008
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smetty

A person with bad personal hygeine, has oily hair, or dirty fingernails, or yellow teeth for example.
I cant believe he's dating her, she's so Smetty my dog wouldn't even sit next to her,
by Amy B December 27, 2008
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Rip a Shitty

To fart. Can be applied to a shart or hershey squirt.
Man, after eating all those tacos last night, I was ripping shitties all the way back to my house.

Man, I got to rip a shitty.
by Atomism July 6, 2009
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shittypants switchypants

The act begins with two lovers each individually shitting their pants. They then remove and trade pants, quickly putting on the others' steaming shitty pants. This is followed by an extended period of dry humping.
Burt: Yo dude, I owe you a new pair of pants.
Will: Why what happened?
Burt: Last night me and that stripper I brought home played shittypants switchypants with your new jeans.
Will: Dickhead.
by German Shyster May 24, 2007
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Shitty

Simply a U-turn made while in a vehicle.
"We missed our turn, we need to whip a shitty!"
by Lateralus_923 October 29, 2009
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smitthy

smitthy
a lazy human being that constantly picks his nose and discusses useless race issues that are irrelevant to actual work.Has no idea of the actual meaning of the four letter word, "work".Also constantly endorses OBAMA but is not registered to vote.
That guy just pulled a smitthy he hasn't done anything all day but talk about irrelevant race issues that don't pertain to work. Doesn't he notice that no one is listening to him, ughhh!! iT'S SO ANNOYING.

So we were at work the other day and we were real busy, and this guy sits down and starts talking about politics he just heard on t.v. the worst part about it was that he tried to pass the information off like it was his own, like he does research, what a SMITTHY!!
Source: daniel birnsthil, san diego
by daniel birnsthil April 13, 2008
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bust a shitty

To make a sudden (usually illegal) U turn.
Man, when I saw that cheerleader car wash, I had to bust a shitty to go back to it even though my truck wasn't that dirty.
by Autohaulic February 21, 2008
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