Shannontology

A radical new movement sweeping the bible belt town of Abbotsford, BC Canada in which Shannon has started a new religion. While slow to start followers have come into possesion of lawn gnomes and 20$ bills as a result of worshipping shannontology.

Hello my fellow Shannontologist!
Praise Shannontology Alalala Ohlololo

by Ewan McGreggor April 21, 2007

shnnon

mispelt version of shannon

My name is Shannon, but on the SATs i accidentally wrote Shnnon

by shaxmc July 6, 2010

shanno

Usually sexy and usually has a great ass, dont ask why.

"Dayum she has a fine ass, must be shanno"

by thuggin'iht November 10, 2013

Shanonanodance

A Mystical style of spirutual dance with hoola hoops,treenuts and peanuts. One whom performs this dance is commonly know as Gibletotrons

The Gibletotron is about to perform the Shanonanodance.

Hey Fruits! Lets Shanonanodance the night away!

Whats New Pussy Cat? WHOAA WHOOAAA

by Bill+Pot=High June 11, 2006

Shanon

when dumbasses can't spell the name Shannon for some stupid reason

*looks at Starbucks drink*
"Shanon"
Gr Mango Drgnfruit

by thisain'titchief May 8, 2019

Shannen Doherty Face

When someone, especially a female celebrity, has noticeably uneven facial features like actress/bad girl Shannen Doherty, i.e., one eye or ear higher than the other, a crooked nose, jawline and/or teeth, misshapen head. Other famous women with this affliction include Mimi Rogers, Ellen Barkin, Lauren Hutton and Beverly Johnson. Those inflicted with SDF are not necessarily ugly, it's just that you can't stop looking at their weird, sometimes misshapen features.

Tarik: Man, Heather is one fine-ass white girl
DeShaun: Yeah, but look how her left eye is two inches higher than her right. My girl got some serious Shannen Doherty Face.
Tarik: She could still suck my dick, tho
DeShaun: Word.

by Philly Lovah In Da Houz October 27, 2009

Shannen

Can be a bitch, she doesn't care much for other people's emotions. She has low self esteem so takes this out on others. Be careful with her or she will try and destroy you

A: Aw man this chick totally made my little sister cry!
B: Damn, she sounds like a Shannen!

by Friendlyneighborhoodspiderdude October 24, 2011