by themacbleezy December 28, 2010
Get the stoner boner mug.When you're really good at call of duty, and people get mad. They feel the need to call you something that makes about as much sense as shitting on your dinner. They use the term "hard scoper" because as soon as they watch the killcam, they get ridiculously horny, or hard. This will occasionally be the cause for a premature ejaculation in one's pants.
Kid: WOW! you're such a hard scoper!
"Hard scoper": wait what?, i was using the ballistic knife?
Kid: *moan* aw shiiiiiiiitttttttt.
"Hard scoper": wait what?, i was using the ballistic knife?
Kid: *moan* aw shiiiiiiiitttttttt.
by Shockey19 June 20, 2011
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A blend between baked and cotton mouth. Being sconed means not only are you very high but also have a very dry mouth, similar to after eating a plain scone.
by MemeMaestro June 2, 2016
Get the Sconed mug.The roundabout way you have to convince certain stoners of things. Common tactics include using their delusions against them, inductive leaps, and citing universally held stoner beliefs.
Stoner: Woooo! I am mighty!
Neighbor: Dude thinks he can fly. Don't argue, or he'll jump to prove it.
Friend: What am I supposed to say?
Neighbor: Dunno. Use stoner logic.
Friend: Hey Lawrence! Where's your cape and mask, man?
Stoner: Oh shit! Um...
Friend: Lawrence, get your ass back in the house before everyone knows your secret identity!
Stoner: Shhh! I'm goin'! Quite sayin' my name!
Neighbor: Well played.
Neighbor: Dude thinks he can fly. Don't argue, or he'll jump to prove it.
Friend: What am I supposed to say?
Neighbor: Dunno. Use stoner logic.
Friend: Hey Lawrence! Where's your cape and mask, man?
Stoner: Oh shit! Um...
Friend: Lawrence, get your ass back in the house before everyone knows your secret identity!
Stoner: Shhh! I'm goin'! Quite sayin' my name!
Neighbor: Well played.
by Doctor Fishopoulis December 13, 2008
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by Mary_Jayne January 20, 2011
Get the Fuck Yeah Stoner Kids mug.in the way i use the word its someone who smokes weed and still has a life
but a pot head would be someone who is stoned all the time but can't chill
theyre just to fucking stoned all the time
(thats just how i use the words pot head and stoner)
and all these lame ass kids who are saying that weed is worse than cigs are fucking liars, yeah pure tabbaco ciggarets are fine probably no worse for you than weed smoke, but have you seen the list of all the fucking chemicals they put in a average ciggarett i mean the average ciggarett is way worse for you than a fucking joint
dude i could go on forever about how some of these people who hate on weed and stoners are fucking idiots
but a pot head would be someone who is stoned all the time but can't chill
theyre just to fucking stoned all the time
(thats just how i use the words pot head and stoner)
and all these lame ass kids who are saying that weed is worse than cigs are fucking liars, yeah pure tabbaco ciggarets are fine probably no worse for you than weed smoke, but have you seen the list of all the fucking chemicals they put in a average ciggarett i mean the average ciggarett is way worse for you than a fucking joint
dude i could go on forever about how some of these people who hate on weed and stoners are fucking idiots
by super_skara August 26, 2008
Get the stoner mug.When two people are spooning, and the big spoon gets a boner and therefore pokes the little spoon in the ass/thigh region
by The Girls of 44 January 9, 2009
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