Your forerunners whore runners

The final, astral insult that should only be used in worst case scenarios, this insult may save you from dying instantly, but saying this to someone will cause they're entire bloodline dead or alive, to be erased from existence, which may include you.

Carl: Your family tree LGBT.
Bob, half dead: ur forerunners whore runners
*99.34% of the world's population dies instantly*

Carl: Your family tree LGBT.
Bob, half dead: your forerunners whore runners
*Every particle that even belonged to anyone related to Carl is instantly erased from every timeline, leaving it to never exist, creating a paradox wormhole that destroys the multiverse itself*

by Jescyn May 19, 2018

Blind Dutch Rudder

When you manipulate the arm of a sleeping person to masturbate yourself.

Lisa fell asleep while Bob was waiting for his pill to kick in, after which he used her limp hand like a blind Dutch rudder.

by Jfatt340 January 19, 2020

8-8 Runner

Someone who's homiesexual

"I love all my homies equally" - 8-8 Runner

by HOMIESEXUAL28 November 17, 2020

congressional dutch rudder

Referencing all the back door politics and pork barreling that accompanies any bill or similar government act.

It took congress extra long to pass a covid stimulus bill due to congressional dutch ruddering.

by Rabblerouser724 December 25, 2020

Chicago Wind Runner

when you strip down butt naked and run down a freeway while laying a trail of shit behind you that can cause cars to slide off the road.

"hey john did you hear that jonathan and jerome got caught pulling a Chicago Wind Runner last night?"

"man thats insane!"

by Bigpimpin0909 February 25, 2022

Homestar Runner

the most clever guy around. long legs, a spinning beanie, and a starred shirt. he doesn't have arms and talks with a lisp.

homestar talk: "Hey! My name is Howmstaw Wunner! What's yow name?"

by jr. webster February 26, 2003

Homestar Runner

An armless stick-figure-lookin' guy who talks in a way that is actually understandable.

"Everyone loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete." or "Homestar Runner is a stupid crap-for-brains webmaster."

by Sunbun April 15, 2003