poordom

when one is bored due to being to poor,or lacks the funds needed for entertainment. The inability to go out because you're broke.

Billy: "Where's Kenny tonight?"
Debbie: "Kenny got laid off and he's stuck home with poordom.."

Poordom has got me down, I haven't been able to afford to have fun in weeks.

by $tephieRæ February 21, 2022

POOREKA

The exclamative phrase when you or someone lets out a big poop.

Me: I smell something in the bathroom.
You: POOREKA! Your friend just let it out.

by gregben February 27, 2022

Poor Man's Diet

Two Curlywurlies
Two Chomps
And Three Slices
Of Brown Bread

That fella has a poor man's diet

by SqueegeeMan. March 26, 2022

poor lad

a poor lad is defined as a person of the male gender mostly beginning with R. Mostly: Roman, Richard or Roan.

Lucy: “Look at that poor lad over there”
Dave: “Oh yeah, his names Roan I think.”

by Alex22_5 May 7, 2022

PoorFarmer1

Love giving him hot steamy dick.
Nut everywhere.
Cum explosion.
Balls implodin'.

Poorfarmer1 can have dick any day! Yippee!

by gulpingglizzy69 December 8, 2022

Poor Man’s Bidet

This is the term for what happens when someone uses a freshly cleaned Porto Potty to have themself a BM and the turd hits the blue water and splashes up on their nether parts.

The best way to avoid the Poor Man’s Bidet is to unwrap a new roll of TP and carefully place the wrapping on the surface of the blue water like a little landing pad. Then bombs away!

by Miquelito6233 March 6, 2023

uni-poor

When your friends at uni never come out with you anywhere or do anything because they always complain or give excuses that they never have any money because they are students.

Is Fred coming to the strippers?
I hope so, he's invited. I just hope he doesn't go all uni-poor on me.

by G Banger January 16, 2009