gabriel preston

A memer who gets all the hoes.
YEET

I am Gabriel Preston the meme lord

by Choochiecrusher420 June 26, 2019

Jane Proctor

Jane Proctor, a useless old hag. People want to shoot her after talking to her and hearing her accent. Creates suicidal tendencies for every human being she meets along her very long ( too long ) life. Her kid wants to leave because she bullies him everyday. She makes him listen to Chinese maths tutorials podcast everyday. He wishes for a new family everyday of his life.

Student 1 : Oh no Jane Proctor your accent make me want to KMS

by earlyman February 1, 2022

Porostosky

The name of the straw used in shrimping.

I can't find my Porostoky, I think I lost it up your ass.

by J.P. January 20, 2003

proshous

The unabreviated version of "prosh", meaning "yutes" or so fucking cute you just can't stand it.

That pup is so fucking proshous i just have to soft cronsche him!!!

by mrsnickerdoodle December 29, 2007

Preston

A man that is not worth your time is a BITCH is usually 2inches long can't keep a girl because he's such a player and is some times Athletic he can't stop flirting with girls it might be his hobby

Girl1: why is that guy so mean

Girl2: I don't know but he's such a Preston

by Lol aka laugh out loud March 21, 2017

Toothbrush Proctology

Toothbrush Proctology is a revolutionary new procedure where your doctor checks up your anus for interior hemmorhoids using a toothbrush

Yeah dude my doctor had to use toothbrush proctology in my yearly exam to check for any problems. Wait a minute. What do you mean there is no such procedure? Oh crap then why did I like it so much? So should I call a lawyer or schedule another appointment for tomorrow? Its covered by my insurance you know.

by snausages333 October 22, 2006

Preston

A preston is completely Compatible with ethan

Preston: Im ready Ethan, fuck me in the ass

by KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. February 9, 2017